Printed to order in the USA · Ships in 2–7 business days · Free reprint on any print defect
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Original screen-print designs

Original tees for people with a very specific personality.

20 retro screen-print designs, printed to order on heavyweight Bella+Canvas 3001 tees. Black or white, S–3XL.

  • $19.99 + $4.99 flat US shipping
  • Printed in the USA
  • Ships in 2–7 business days
  • Free reprint on any print defect
Fishing & dad humor

Men who lie about fish

5 designs
I Fish, Therefore I Lie printed on a black heavyweight tee
I Fish, Therefore I Lie
from$19.99
Catch & Release Club (Mostly Release) printed on a black heavyweight tee
Catch & Release Club (Mostly Release)
from$19.99
Reel Great Dad printed on a black heavyweight tee
Reel Great Dad
from$19.99
World's Okayest Fisherman printed on a black heavyweight tee
World's Okayest Fisherman
from$19.99
Trust Me, It Was This Big printed on a black heavyweight tee
Trust Me, It Was This Big
from$19.99
Dog people

Small dogs, large opinions

5 designs
Emotional Support Human printed on a black heavyweight tee
Emotional Support Human
from$19.99
Professional Wiener Wrangler printed on a black heavyweight tee
Professional Wiener Wrangler
from$19.99
My Therapist Has a Tail printed on a black heavyweight tee
My Therapist Has a Tail
from$19.99
Sorry I'm Late — My Dachshund Was Comfortable printed on a black heavyweight tee
Sorry I'm Late — My Dachshund Was Comfortable
from$19.99
Powered by Golden Retriever Energy printed on a black heavyweight tee
Powered by Golden Retriever Energy
from$19.99
For nurses

Twelve-hour shift energy

5 designs
Fluent in Doctor Handwriting printed on a black heavyweight tee
Fluent in Doctor Handwriting
from$19.99
Caffeine, Compassion & Questionable Humor printed on a black heavyweight tee
Caffeine, Compassion & Questionable Humor
from$19.99
Night Shift — Where Time Is Fake and Coffee Is Real printed on a black heavyweight tee
Night Shift — Where Time Is Fake and Coffee Is Real
from$19.99
I've Seen Worse. Literally Today printed on a black heavyweight tee
I've Seen Worse. Literally Today
from$19.99
Certified Vein Whisperer printed on a black heavyweight tee
Certified Vein Whisperer
from$19.99
For teachers

Surviving 25 small humans

5 designs
Professional Herder of Small Chaos printed on a black heavyweight tee
Professional Herder of Small Chaos
from$19.99
Running on Coffee & Copy Machine Prayers printed on a black heavyweight tee
Running on Coffee & Copy Machine Prayers
from$19.99
Ask Me About My Summer "Break" printed on a black heavyweight tee
Ask Me About My Summer "Break"
from$19.99
Fluent in 25 Kids Talking at Once printed on a black heavyweight tee
Fluent in 25 Kids Talking at Once
from$19.99
Teacher Voice Loading... printed on a black heavyweight tee
Teacher Voice Loading...
from$19.99
Why this is not a dropship store
  • Printed to order in the USANothing is pre-printed — your shirt is made after you order.
  • Ships in 2–7 business daysFlat $4.99 shipping anywhere in the US.
  • Free reprint on any print defectSend a photo — we reprint and reship at no cost.
  • Original artworkEvery design is drawn for Weird Laundry. You will not find it anywhere else.